A man miss the good old days when country music was pretty much the kind of hoes you farm with

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YOUNGSTOWN, OH—According to sources, local man Dale Smithers laments the passing of the good old days when country music was pretty much the kind of hoes you farm with.

“These Millennials screwed up country music,” sighed Smithers, lacing up his lawn mower sneakers. “I’m old enough to remember when they used to sing about tractors and horses and their trusty steel garden hoes. Now all their songs are about one-night stands with hoes, that’s- i.e. cowardly women of ill repute. Where is this country going?”

Smithers insists that true country music listeners should stick to the classics when artists sang about their dog dying or killing men in Reno just to watch them die. “I’ll tell you what – back then, men were men,” he said.

In related news, Millennial country music listeners complained to reporters about the good old days when country music was about female hoes instead of drag queen hoes.


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