Justice for Wheeler!
Oh Wheeler Walker Jr. is back leading the charge against country pop music. A few weeks ago he announced a brand new album, Sex, drugs and country music, a new to visitand released the lead single, a tender love song titled “Fucked by a country boy.”
He also has asked fans to go ahead and pre-cancel it before the release of his album, to “make him as big as Morgan Wallen”.
Well, it seems Wheeler was serious about canceling it, and the first place to cancel it was none other than the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Wheeler posted a video on his social media showing himself staging a small one-on-one Hall of Fame protest against their current Florida Georgia Line exhibit.
Finally a cause I can support.
I mean seriously, of all the deserving artists, why on earth would the Country Music Hall of Fame choose to honor Florida Georgia Line? I obviously haven’t been to the exhibition because literally everything else is a better use of my time, but what is the exhibition all about? Tyler Hubbard’s Ax Body Spray? Brian Kelley’s gold chain? The computer used to automatically tune the classic hit “Swerve?” »
Either way, Wheeler does the Lord’s work, heading to the Hall of Fame armed with a sign that reads “FGL Doesn’t Belong Here” to let them know how country fans feel.
Proudly chanting that “Florida Georgia Line doesn’t belong in the Hall of Fame” and asking visitors exiting the museum if they’d seen the FGL exhibit and “seen their panties,” it didn’t take long once he entered the building for Ol’ Wheeler to get the attention of security.
And even after asking them if they could play him an FGL country song, security still fired Wheeler from the Hall of Fame.
How you gonna do Wheeler like that? The Pussy King, the killing machine of country pop himself, has been kicked out of the Country Music Hall of Fame.
If anyone deserves Hall of Fame exposure, it’s Wheeler — though it probably wouldn’t be the family attraction he is now.
Don’t worry Wheeler, we’re still behind you.
